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I’m going to try something: tell me what your fave text set is/fave joke. bonus if you help me by giving me a link

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Imagine though, as soon as Armin discovers Scrabble Eren might be begging for that puzzle back. Let's not even /mention/ monopoly.

I dunnoooooo. scrabble and monopoly are intense, but I don’t think anything could beat the sinking feeling in eren’s heart when the fedex guy leaves a package for that 24,000 piece puzzle armin ordered on their doorstep. 

mikasa and armin don’t even acknowledge eren’s existence for an entire summer.

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imagine levi’s squad undercover in the inner walls as nobleman and upperclassman to get the dirt on the king in the military police. levi goes to all this trouble to get everyone nice clothes for a big fancy party where the king will be attending.

mikasa and sasha ripping their gowns because levi underestimated the girls’ measurements and their arms are so big and they are So Strong

levi telling everyone they have to go to the party sleeveless and hope it makes a fashion statement. 

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what if the trainees just snuck pictures of each other throughout the day like eren's awkward tantrum and Sasha dropping her food and mikasa smiling at jean and eren getting in trouble for trying to take a pic of levi. then at the end of the day they just sit and trade pictures and they send them to each other so everyone can keep them and it's just happy memories everywhere and stuff

end me

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Anonymous asked:
You must really love Historia, with all the times you call her Christ. (Love Tower of Bable, but I couldn't help make a joke about this typo you tend to make.)

I even specially search every time I write her name to avoid that error and I STILL make it ALL THE FUCKING TIME I hate myself.

but thankfully

jesus christa

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also the fact that you spelled “babel” wrong has me laughing jesus christa bless us all

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oh yeah guess what I updated

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I’m gonna write a fic about eren fucking with mikasa and armin’s puzzles

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dreaminginaboat:

textsfromtitanfood:

college au where Armin and Mikasa’s favorite hobby is jigsaw puzzles

Eren comes down for a middle-of-the-night snack to find his two roommates still up and huddled along the kitchen table. There’s puzzle pieces everywhere. There’s no goddamn counter space. None. He notices the number on the box. 5000 pieces. What the fuck. What the actual fuck. 

Armin asks Eren if he wants to help. “Just so you know, we’ve got a system. Turquoise pieces are on the coffee table in the living room. Navy ones are on that chair, beside the more…Mikasa, would you call that color?”

"Cerulean."

"Right. Cerulean. Pieces with sea creatures on them are beside the coffee maker. You can start sorting them by shape and number of prongs."

No. Absolutely not. Mikasa and Armin can enjoy their nerd puzzles. he’s going to bed.

They blow an entire weekend doing this puzzle. Literally like 72 hours. Eren can’t believe them. Eren wakes up once at 4 am because Armin screams “THERE HAS TO BE A FUCKING PIECE MISSING HOLY SHIT.”

But it gets done. That 5000 piece puzzle of the goddamn ocean gets done. And quite frankly, Armin could do without his dream of seeing the ocean for at least five years.

au where every time they do a puzzle eren hides some pieces 

yes

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college au where Armin and Mikasa’s favorite hobby is jigsaw puzzles

Eren comes down for a middle-of-the-night snack to find his two roommates still up and huddled along the kitchen table. There’s puzzle pieces everywhere. There’s no goddamn counter space. None. He notices the number on the box. 5000 pieces. What the fuck. What the actual fuck. 

Armin asks Eren if he wants to help. “Just so you know, we’ve got a system. Turquoise pieces are on the coffee table in the living room. Navy ones are on that chair, beside the more…Mikasa, would you call that color?”

"Cerulean."

"Right. Cerulean. Pieces with sea creatures on them are beside the coffee maker. You can start sorting them by shape and number of prongs."

No. Absolutely not. Mikasa and Armin can enjoy their nerd puzzles. he’s going to bed.

They blow an entire weekend doing this puzzle. Literally like 72 hours. Eren can’t believe them. Eren wakes up once at 4 am because Armin screams “THERE HAS TO BE A FUCKING PIECE MISSING HOLY SHIT.”

But it gets done. That 5000 piece puzzle of the goddamn ocean gets done. And quite frankly, Armin could do without his dream of seeing the ocean for at least five years.

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