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I did promise I’d tell you if I updated tower of babel earlier and I did yesterday. Also, someone put in a great suggestion for some text messages that I will work on tomorrow afternoon!

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clooster asked:
Sorry to bother you, you probably get questions like this all the time, but I was just wondering when you were going to update Tower of Babel because it's my favourite fanfic and I can't wait to find out what happens with Mikasa and the baby! I know you have work and other things so please do take your time when writing it, I would just like to know when to expect it. :3

lmao, I do get this question all the time, but it’s okay. I’ve got ONE more scene to write, then I’ll go back and edit and it’ll be up! If I don’t get too busy with school (alas, I am back at ye ole university) I don’t think the other chapters should take too long….I have the other chapters better planned than this one (I was dreading this one I’ve rewritten it 4 times already). But yeah, don’t think I’m not working on it because I am!!! I really want to get it done, so I’m aiming for sunday at the latest. If that changes, be it earlier or later, I’ll let you know.

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you probably ran out of ideas and this is probably old, but more acting au please?

I might have a few bloopers in mind

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default album art

9,906 plays

When Eren Jaeger and Jean Kirstein get tangled in a tree together with their 3DMG during practice and struggle to get out.

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happyfestus replied to your post: what if they get to the basement and e…

They probably just ended up breaking down the wrong door.

"Eren how could you not tell this was your house. We spent 12 hours lifting rubble on the wrong fucking house. I got splinters, Eren. I got so many fucking splinters."

"Armin in case you hadn’t noticed, all rubble looks alike."

"But the houses around it don’t???? how did you not realize this wasn’t your neighborhood?"

"It’s been YEARS."

"not THAT many."

"Well excuse the shit out of me for not having your amazing brainpower."

"You got that right."

"What’s that supposed to mean?"

"YOUR DAD TOOK YOU INTO THE WOODS AND STABBED YOU WITH A NEEDLE. AND THEN YOU FORGOT ABOUT IT."

"THAT’S NOT MY FAULT."

"Whatever, I don’t care. Just…where’s your fucking house. Got to get a head start on lifting all that fucking rubble. Again. You asshole."

"…SOUNDS like you care…"

"You know what fuck your dad’s key I’ll jam your fucking finger into the lock until the damn door unlocks you prick."

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what if they get to the basement and eren tries to unlock the door but he can’t fucking open it

and armin’s like “did you try turning the key the other way?”

and eren’s like “yes i tried turning it the other way i’ve been standing here for 5 minutes trying to unlock it you don’t think i would have tried turning it the other way?”

"is it in the entire way? locking mechanisms are very particular, the key has to be in the entire—"

"it’s in all the way. it’s in more than all the way. it’s fucking stuck."

"did you try pulling it out?"

yeS i tried pulling it out why wouldn’t i try pulling it out”

"turn it again."

"it’s STUCK. it won’t MOVE."

"how’d you get it stuck in there?"

"i don’t know it just got stuck! do you think we should…kick it down?"

"…hmm….worth a shot."

"okay, i’ll do it. one, two-"

"whoa whoa, not like that! you’ll break your leg! your stance is all wrong"

"you expect me to take kicking advice from you, mr "five foot three 120 pounds—""

oi!”

"what if i turn into a titan and just step on it? step on the fucking door. would that be proper stance, hmm?"

and then mikasa pushes them aside and breaks down the door surprise grisha you didn’t need to give eren the key but you didn’t account for your adopted daughter’s wonder woman strength. 

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armin you have no right to lecture him you’re texting and driving 

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thinkin’ bout college aus always

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svvastyka: Solved the mystery of Ymir

best damn rates outside the wall

: Solved the mystery of Ymir

best damn rates outside the wall

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he got the same message from hanji goddamn it

he got the same message from hanji goddamn it

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